Captain Planet Saves the Day!

GOOD NEWS, CITIZENS! I, CAPTAIN PLANET, HAVE DESTROYED THE EVIL LAIR OF THE NO-GOODERS WHO CHOPPED DOWN THE NOOB FOREST AND NEGLECTED TO REPLANT IT! MOTHER NATURE'S JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED!
EARTH!
FIRE!
WIND!
WATER!
HEART!


THE POWER IS YOURS!

forgot picture.

the real captain planet:
https://youtu.be/YcW7ttZfZ8c

CAPTAIN PLAAAAANET!

If were talking about truly amazing people... then throw away captain Planet and bring in he-man

It's all about Aquaman

mmm dat captain planet.

Unholy_Death wrote:mmm dat captain planet.

see? this man knows what im talking about. Captain Planet has destroyed the people who chopped and didnt replant the noob forest, therefore Captain Planet is Best Planet.

Radbromance wrote:
EARTH!
FIRE!
WIND!
WATER!
HEART!
THE POWER IS YOURS!

EFWWH
E: is the 5th letter in the alphabet
F: is the 6th
5-6 is -1

W: there are 3 tops and 2 bottoms in W 3 X 2 is 6
WW: Since there are 2 W you do 6/2 wich is 3

H is the 7th letter in the alphabet
7 is the 5th prime number.

EF=-1
WW=3
H= 5

Now the last part of the message

The power Will be yours or something like that

-13 5
Year 13 (2013)
The 5th month
In that month the one will be given the power

But since there is a minus (negaitve)before
It means the one with the power will use it for evil.

The 135th day is aswell in the 5th Month and it is the 15th of May!
Just 2! Days before the National day of Norway!
These 2 days Will be used to attune the power to its carrier and Then
On the 17th of May Norway Will take over Riftland and Then from the
Resources found there the whole world!

This is the prophecy by the one and only Melonhead

Melonheadx wrote:

EFWWH
E: is the 5th letter in the alphabet
F: is the 6th
5-6 is -1

W: there are 3 tops and 2 bottoms in W 3 X 2 is 6
WW: Since there are 2 W you do 6/2 wich is 3

H is the 7th letter in the alphabet
7 is the 5th prime number.

EF=-1
WW=3
H= 5

Now the last part of the message

The power Will be yours or something like that

-13 5
Year 13 (2013)
The 5th month
In that month the one will be given the power

But since there is a minus (negaitve)before
It means the one with the power will use it for evil.

The 135th day is aswell in the 5th Month and it is the 15th of May!
Just 2! Days before the National day of Norway!
These 2 days Will be used to attune the power to its carrier and Then
On the 15 of May Norway Will take over Riftland and Then from the
Resources found there the whole world!

This is the prophecy by the one and only Melonhead

This is some pretty deep shit.

Radbromance wrote:

see? this man knows what im talking about. Captain Planet has destroyed the people who chopped and didnt replant the noob forest, therefore Captain Planet is Best Planet.

I still remember the episode where he stopped the gas fucker from building a new freeway. XD

Melonheadx wrote:

EFWWH
E: is the 5th letter in the alphabet
F: is the 6th
5-6 is -1

W: there are 3 tops and 2 bottoms in W 3 X 2 is 6
WW: Since there are 2 W you do 6/2 wich is 3

H is the 7th letter in the alphabet
7 is the 5th prime number.

EF=-1
WW=3
H= 5

Now the last part of the message

The power Will be yours or something like that

-13 5
Year 13 (2013)
The 5th month
In that month the one will be given the power

But since there is a minus (negaitve)before
It means the one with the power will use it for evil.

The 135th day is aswell in the 5th Month and it is the 15th of May!
Just 2! Days before the National day of Norway!
These 2 days Will be used to attune the power to its carrier and Then
On the 15 of May Norway Will take over Riftland and Then from the
Resources found there the whole world!

This is the prophecy by the one and only Melonhead

Melon...may the prophet of copyright rape your soul...

How does one rape a soul?

Think I found a new hobby then

Unholy_Death wrote:

I still remember the episode where he stopped the gas fucker from building a new freeway. XD

Captain Planet is a freaking boss. i am his Will, enforced through violence against transgressors on riftland.


ALL YE WHO TREAD POLLUTINGLY,
MAY CAPTAIN PLANET HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL.

...then the soul will be raped by charzar, since he's evidently into that now.

BaronDraconis wrote:

Melon...may the prophet of copyright rape your soul...

Him and what homo parade?